{"id":91488,"date":"2015-03-17T12:50:18","date_gmt":"2015-03-17T16:50:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bates.edu\/news\/?p=91488"},"modified":"2016-07-01T11:14:01","modified_gmt":"2016-07-01T15:14:01","slug":"six-word-stories-memoirs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bates.edu\/news\/2015\/03\/17\/six-word-stories-memoirs\/","title":{"rendered":"A slew of six-word stories from the Bates community, and a few videos too"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Whether it&#8217;s a 140-character Tweet, a six-word story or a 150-page senior thesis, effective writing must rise to a specific challenge, says Hillory Oakes, the college&#8217;s director of writing and director of the Peer Writing and Speaking Center.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_91713\" style=\"width: 410px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bates.edu\/news\/files\/2015\/03\/HIllory-Oakes-Photo-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-91713\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-91713\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bates.edu\/news\/files\/2015\/03\/HIllory-Oakes-Photo-1-400x286.jpg\" alt=\"Hillory Oakes\" width=\"400\" height=\"286\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bates.edu\/news\/files\/2015\/03\/HIllory-Oakes-Photo-1-400x286.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.bates.edu\/news\/files\/2015\/03\/HIllory-Oakes-Photo-1-900x643.jpg 900w, https:\/\/www.bates.edu\/news\/files\/2015\/03\/HIllory-Oakes-Photo-1-200x143.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.bates.edu\/news\/files\/2015\/03\/HIllory-Oakes-Photo-1.jpg 1512w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-91713\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Hillory Oakes<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&#8220;You must be able to get to the point,&#8221; she says.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s the message behind a fun annual event, the college&#8217;s Six-Word Story contest, held during February&#8217;s International Writing Centers Week.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What I love best is that we get entries from all over campus \u2014 from faculty, staff, and students of all years,&#8221; Oakes says.<\/p>\n<p>The six-word story concept is based on the story, probably apocryphal, that Ernest Hemingway once won a bet that he could write a &#8220;novel&#8221; in six words. His six-word story: &#8220;For sale: Baby shoes, never worn.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The Bates contest solicits both stories and memoirs, the latter a nod to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.smithmag.net\/\">Smith<\/a> magazine project that, since 2006, has crowd-sourced around a million six-word life stories.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Recently, Oakes and her team shared with the campus the best of the six-word stories and memoirs \u2014 they&#8217;re published below, along with a few crowd-sources videos. They also called out the first three entries for &#8220;Special Achievement in Metawriting.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8220;I loved that they focused on the writing process,&#8221; Oakes says, which speaks to one of the key messages of the Writing at Bates program: &#8220;We are all writers at Bates.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<h3>Best of the 2015 Six-Word Stories<\/h3>\n<p>&#8220;This memoir&#8217;s boring.&#8221; Ctrl A Delete<br \/>\n<em>\u2014 Nathan Faries, lecturer in Asian Studies<\/em><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Six Word Bates: Nathan Faries&#039; six-word story\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/LKprDU4fIII?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Six words can&#8217;t possibly describe me.<br \/>\n<em>\u2014 Sam Lagerstrom &#8217;18, Edina, Minn.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Hemingway stole my six-word story.<br \/>\n<em>\u2014 Eliza Gabriel &#8217;15, Bloomington, Minn.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Six Word Bates: Eliza Gabriel&#039;s six-word story\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ZeOJixSyk2E?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I never loved you.&#8221; &#8220;What&#8217;s that?&#8221;<br \/>\n<em>\u2014 Nathan Faries, lecturer in Asian Studies<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Will this jacket be warm enough?<br \/>\n<em>\u2014 Martha Schnee &#8217;15, Newton, Mass.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Six Word Bates: Martha Schnee&#039;s six-word story\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/r8vqh_SdSyc?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Time?&#8221; &#8220;Forty seconds.&#8221; &#8220;Let it fly.&#8221;<br \/>\n<em>\u2014 Julia Szeto \u201817, Lake Oswego, Ore.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>That was fun, wanna go again?<br \/>\n<em>\u2014 Patrick Wood &#8217;17, Salisbury, Conn.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Explosion over Lockerbie, eight friends falling.<br \/>\n<em>\u2014 Perrin Lumbert, Ladd Library<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Caf\u00e9. Eyes meet. Grasping for something.<br \/>\n<em>\u2014 Laurel Fiddler \u201817, Crowley Lake, Calif.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>You\u2019re more stubborn than I am.<br \/>\n<em>\u2014 Nicholas McCarthy &#8217;15, Winnetka, Ill.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t say that I&#8217;m jealous.<br \/>\n<em>\u2014 Elise Emil \u201817, Washington, D.C.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Bates. March. Let\u2019s order lamb.<br \/>\n<em>\u2014 Kirk Read, professor of French and Francophone studies<\/em><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Six Word Bates: Kirk Read&#039;s six-word story\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/D77BIfN6Tb8?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Kill the dragon, get the girl.<br \/>\n<em>\u2014 Alyssa Morgosh &#8217;15, Oceanside, Calif.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ll play, if I can win.<br \/>\n<em>\u2014 Kai Myers, age 11, as heard by Susan Stark<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Sex blog. No time to blog.<br \/>\n<em>\u2014 Brian Pfohl, assistant in instruction, psychology<\/em><\/p>\n<p>(Pfohl came up with his story after reading about a couple who were going to have sex every day and blog about it.)<\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=7Pf9xO6V-XQ<\/p>\n<p>A heart covered with stretch marks.<br \/>\n<em>\u2014 Jeanne Hua &#8217;18, Honolulu, Hawaii<\/em><\/p>\n<p>To learn, read; to understand, write.<br \/>\n<em>\u2014 George Perkins, visiting associate professor of economics<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Found: The sun&#8217;s soul, her shadow.<br \/>\n<em>\u2014 Justin Moriarty, assistant technical director, theater<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Long story short, life is wonderful.<br \/>\n\u2014 Andrew Seaton &#8217;15, Wayne, Pa.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>The Almanac&#8217;s snow prediction was right!<br \/>\n<em>\u2014 Anne Williams, professor emerita of economics<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Brevity covers a multitude of sins.<br \/>\n<em>\u2014 Jordan Wenik &#8217;17, Short Hills, N.J.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>My life, in tears and laughter.<br \/>\n<em>\u2014 Georgette Dumais, academic administrative assistant<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Designed in love, I praise Him.<br \/>\n<em>\u2014 Jake Paris, web developer and designer<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Words unspoken: hearts could be broken.<br \/>\n<em>\u2014 Joan Houston, Facility Services<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Wind gust&#8230; lift off&#8230; life ends.<br \/>\n<em>\u2014 Sarah Bernard &#8217;75 , director of Human Resources information services<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Searching for the Truth; I exist.<br \/>\n<em>\u2014 Andrew Segal &#8217;17, Glencoe, Ill.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Happens every time; I can&#8217;t stop.&#8221;<br \/>\n<em>\u2014 Daphne Comeau, administrative assistant, College Advancement<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The best entries from the college&#8217;s Six-Word Story contest, along with a few crowd-sourced videos.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":104,"featured_media":91834,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_hide_ai_chatbot":false,"_ai_chatbot_style":"","associated_faculty":[],"_Page_Specific_Css":"","_bates_restrict_mod":false,"_table_of_contents_display":false,"_table_of_contents_location":"","_table_of_contents_disableSticky":false,"_is_featured":false,"footnotes":"","_bates_seo_meta_description":"","_bates_seo_block_robots":false,"_bates_seo_sharing_image_id":0,"_bates_seo_sharing_image_twitter_id":0,"_bates_seo_share_title":"","_bates_seo_canonical_overwrite":"","_bates_seo_twitter_template":""},"categories":[4,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-91488","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-academic-life","category-batesnews"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bates.edu\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91488","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bates.edu\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bates.edu\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bates.edu\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/104"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bates.edu\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=91488"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"https:\/\/www.bates.edu\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91488\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":91814,"href":"https:\/\/www.bates.edu\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91488\/revisions\/91814"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bates.edu\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/91834"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bates.edu\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=91488"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bates.edu\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=91488"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bates.edu\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=91488"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}