{"id":1461,"date":"2017-09-13T19:40:41","date_gmt":"2017-09-13T23:40:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bates.edu\/outing-club\/?p=1461"},"modified":"2026-01-12T15:51:50","modified_gmt":"2026-01-12T20:51:50","slug":"boc-minutes-91317","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bates.edu\/outing-club\/2017\/09\/13\/boc-minutes-91317\/","title":{"rendered":"BOC Minutes 9\/13\/17"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Minutes 9\/13<\/p>\n

The Young Eyes gaze upon the Dear Leader. Their hearts tremble at the thought of his divine fingers stroking their mortal cheeks. His passing gaze causes the most devout members and the most starstruck new faces to lose consciousness instantly. They are fanned back to life by those less faint of heart. A rumble from below. The Dear Leader inhales. Silence but for the trembling earth. Rickerich sweats through his shirt. Sarge\u2019s eyes roll to the back of his head, and he begins to mumble the words of the constitution at a great pace. The earth cracks. Ten first-years fall into the molten depths. He begins to speak.<\/p>\n

Dear Leader Philips : Explains the proceedings of each and every sacred meeting<\/p>\n

of the club.<\/p>\n

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  1. Announcements: Announce shit<\/li>\n
  2. Gear: Propose shit to buy<\/li>\n
  3. Trips: People going places and doing things<\/li>\n
  4. Stories: People talk about shit<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Gear Proposals: Email me ( jpardo@bates.edu )<\/p>\n

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    • – \u00a0Price, description, all that jazz.<\/li>\n
    • – \u00a0Vote at next meetingCouncil Members: Can vote on shit<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

      – Attend 3 meetings and do a work trip<\/p>\n

      ANNOUNCEMENTS:<\/p>\n

      CLAMBAKE: Dear Leader
      \nSaturday! This Saturday! So cool. Bus leaves Bates at 10AM and leaves Popham at 2PM. Go eat good lobster so fun!<\/p>\n

      MEDIA PRESENCE: Dear Leader
      \nDM our Dear Leader Philips. Also DM him photos for the Insta.<\/p>\n

      KATIE\u2019s BIKE: Katie
      \nThe brake is rubbing. Help her out!!<\/p>\n

      GEAR CLOSET: Dan-not-related-to-Mitch Willsey
      \nYou can buy stuff for cheap so talk to Dan about this awesome and fun pro deal!<\/p>\n

      MEAT(STICK) PICS: Signe<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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      Take pics with your meatstick and send them to Signe. She really wants them.<\/p>\n

      TRIP CALENDAR: Dear Leader
      \nThere will be a trip calendar for every month. Sign up to lead or sign up for trips! It\u2019s so easy to lead trips. Here\u2019s how to lead a sanctioned, gas paid trip:<\/p>\n

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      • – \u00a0Send an email out about your trip in advance. 2 Days notice pls!<\/li>\n
      • – \u00a03\/5ths of your car must be open to others!<\/li>\n
      • – \u00a0Bring receipt to Will to get gas reimbursedTRIPS\n

        SUNRISE PADDLE: Kurt
        \n\u201cWee Wee le sunrise paddle avec Kurt et Rickeeeee. Come alons y with your vehicle si voo play\u201d<\/p>\n

        TRAIL MAINTENANCE: Sarge
        \nSat 23 and Sat 30!! Come chop shit up and blaze some trees with Sarge.<\/p>\n

        SURFING: Eli and Andrew
        \nGuys this is not announcement time<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

        – Don\u2019t break into the boat barn there\u2019s nice stuff in there BIKING TO C BAKE: Tallz<\/p>\n

        Who wants to bike? Slide into A Fran\u2019s DMs MOUNTAIN BIKING: Kilometers<\/p>\n

        Tomorrow at 4 and in the coming weeks. Mountain Biking! CLIMBING: Mitch<\/p>\n

        Shag tomorrow 12-5? Go Shag with Mitch STORIES<\/p>\n

        Sarge: 150 mile boat race from Newport. 5 minutes of practice are you kiddin me? Psh we fucked it up anyway. The rain was biblical, God smote Sarge. But god doesn\u2019t exist only Dear Leader Philips. Sarge got pounded by god for three hours and was very wet. He was soaking wet on the rail all day. His arm was very cold. \u2018Shit was Fucked.\u2019 The<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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        sails were so upset that they all killed themselves. The engine stopped working. Then the boat caught fire. Did the navigator die? No he didn\u2019t. Hat received.<\/p>\n

        Kilometers: Tells the goat fucking porn story. again. Goddammit Kilometers.<\/p>\n

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        • – \u00a0Bridget pimps out Damon for an hour<\/li>\n
        • – \u00a0Calla is feelin some way<\/li>\n
        • – \u00a0Damons love is short but oh so sweet<\/li>\n
        • – \u00a0Kilometers films for his private collection<\/li>\n
        • – \u00a0Exposes his fetish to an 8th grade classDear Leader
          \nAll are welcome any time please come even if you have never come or have missed<\/p>\n

          any amount of meetings!<\/p>\n

          His speech ends. The aftermath is evident throughout campus. First-years and seniors alike lie in pools of their own ecstasy. He once again returns to his secret lair. The witnesses return to consciousness one by one. Their lives will never be the same.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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