Greetings,<\/p>\n
The short tenure of the slobbering W.T. Cunningham is now over. He returns to his lair, stumbling, to weep and snivel as he remembers his evening at the controls of the\u00a0BOC\u2019s communication apparatus. Oh great and slimy W.T, oh king of diminutive shorebirds, you are but a substitute in this honorable office, but a decent one, and you are much appreciated. Hear that small rumble, deep in Lake Andrews? Walk along the cluster of reeds by the small monolith sculpture, stumble past the curve along the shore that picks up the trash when the wind blows west at the base of amphitheater. In the mudflat by a culvert, an assemblage of a thousand sand worms, turn their bodies inside out over and over again, a disemboweled applause for your service. The sand worms honoring you, the sand worms\u2014your only fans.<\/p>\n
Announcements\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Secret Satan is next week… meeting attendees placed their names in a hat. Gifts for secret satan MUST be HAND MADE or AUGMENTED plus A POEM that hints at who the gift giver (aka you) is.<\/p>\n If you want to participate and did not attend the meeting. Email me (Brian.kingdebrownhouse.Kennedy). I will play matchmaker.<\/p>\n Collin- Billy \u201cSonic Orgasm\u201d Collins is playing in the little room Friday (TONIGHT) night. His music is described as inspired by \u201cski culture.\u201d \u201cWhat does this mean?\u201d coughed the humble secretary. Others nodded in agreement, somewhat thrown by the ambiguous reference to resort towns and petroleum based polymers.\u00a0Nonetheless, I am sure the show will be awesome\u2014I spent many a night this summer, worn and bruised from my air conditioned office job, entertained for hours by the synthesizers of this once bearded minor god of keyboards. Brian Eno beware! Show is at 11 PM.<\/p>\n Wetsuits have been ordered.<\/p>\n Allie \u201cwears running shoes at inappropriate times\u201d Balter said look out for a Nova Scotia email to trip participants<\/p>\n Gordo asked \u201cwhen are future waxing sessions John \u2018midnight hour\u2019 Barboturbodup?\u201d J. replied \u201cthis week was minimally attended, but I, John \u201cBarbed-Wire\u201d Barbadoro \u00a0will be there friday tuning- 4:00 – 5:30 at E-room,\u201d john will send out another reminder.<\/p>\n Tim \u201ctotally worthless\u201d Campbell was ejected from his position as Parliamentarian. The club unanimously voted to remove Timothy, let his name be mentioned amongst nouns like traitor and bad person.<\/p>\n A sub-committee to humiliate the disgraced bureaucrat was formed<\/p>\n a\u00a0 SPECIAL ELECTION WAS HELD to elect a new Parliamentarian: P-mentarian knows the constitution back to front, he\/she is the judicial branch of the club, checking the excesses of the council.<\/p>\n The two candidates were: Colin Alexander \u201cbrail face\u201d Mccoullough and Daily Anne \u201cthe IV\u201d Johnson III<\/p>\n VOTE: Colin \u201ccrap-foot\u201d Mccoulough ellected interim parliamentarian, we all hold up our fingers\u2014colored \u00a0blue from the election ink\u2014victoriously, proud of democracy, proud that we have a voice, but mildly disappointed in the end result.<\/p>\n Venerable president Josh \u201cIvory Tower\u201d Sturtevant declares his isolation from his constituents.\u00a0 He calls a name calling circle and everyone declares their name, a crude census for the flannelled autocrat.<\/p>\n ELECTIONS- will commence: nominations will begin next meeting- you must be a council member to be elected.<\/p>\n Positions are plentiful in the\u00a0BOC, and they are as follows: president, vp, secretary, trez, e room director(s), cabins and trails, hickories (2), watersports directors (2), surfing directors (2), biking director (2), environmental director, hikes and trips (2), Treasurer in Training, webmaster, safety director, parliamentarian, and climbing directors (2)<\/p>\n The eager new parliamentarian is assigned a task: The club asks him: tell us the process for a constitutional amendment. Soon he will tire of public service, the monotony of government calcifying his ambition. His vigilance will falter as fun becomes paper sorting and envelope licking, but for now he is young and green, let us use young Colin!<\/p>\n GREEN FUND- sign the petition!<\/p>\n TRIPS\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n John \u201cMelted Face\u201d Barbodoro may go skiing and then go to the rock gym Portland, he will email about this. I once was in a car with john for two hours, it was disgusting.<\/p>\n bryhan “valley girl” LEhyr–> will go on an adventure. Raise your hand if you care?<\/p>\n SHRED CLUB GOES TO ANTI-GRAV center 10:30 to 5 on Sunday we have ten spots. I ask the question, quietly but with purpose, isn\u2019t shred club a better club? The center (aka complex) has an indoor skatepark, trampolines, shred club is better club, gym, rock wall<\/p>\n GORDO- will go to Killington over the turkey sacrificing holiday. Honest and straight shooting Gordo plans a bates reunion at the noble Vermont anthill. If you want to meet up and SHRED Gordo will send email<\/p>\n GEAR<\/strong><\/p>\n John “adorable headband” Barboturbo-dup- $125 for a ten punch pass, infinite worth, no expiration date for the Maine Rock Gym, largest little rock gym in Maine<\/p>\n PASSED<\/p>\n TUNING GEar from John “waxed thighs” Barboturbodup– wants new files\/guides\/wax\/gummystone\/ $100 dollars<\/p>\n PASSED<\/p>\n JORDAN “broke down” Cargill proposes some 4 season tents and cold as hell sleeping bags- $900ish. The fate of our other 4-season-ers is unkown, a search will be held, with torches and pitchforks, tonight at 9 PM in front of the E-room<\/p>\n STORIES<\/p>\n COUNCIL STORY for NOEL (aka cowboy Noel)–> this summer as a high school graduation gift (I got a wetsuit for my gift, and a book about greek literature) went to BAMF NP in canada town, parents are old and not as in shape as NOEL, BAMF is in g bear country. 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